You Might Be A Democrat…
If you think it’s right to steal money from those who work hard for it because you are too lazy to make something of your life, you might be a Democrat.
If you look at others who are more successful than you with jealously and rage, you might be a Democrat.
If you worship multi-millionaire lawyers who wouldn’t cross the street to spit on you just because they promise to give you more welfare freebies, you might be a Democrat.
If you think that giving people free cash and free housing is a good way to encourage people to become self-sufficient, you might be a Democrat.
If you believe that having five children with five different fathers all the while relying on welfare to support everyone is a good idea, you might be a Democrat.
If you think it is a good idea reward a welfare mother with increased welfare payments with every illegitimate child born, you might be a Democrat.
If you prefer to hide behind the apron strings of a union instead of working hard and rising through the ranks, you might be a Democrat.
If you are significantly below average in academic achievement, you are most likely a Democrat.
If you believe having more money magically makes people more intelligent, you might be a Democrat.
If you think raising taxes and taking money out of a consumer-driven economy during a recession is a good way to stimulate the economy and create jobs, you might be a Democrat.
If you think murderers, rapists, and career criminals should be treated with dignity and respect and believe that fetuses are nothing more than tissue to be chopped up and discarded, you might be a Democrat.
If you claimed that Saddam Hussein was a threat with WMDs as far back as 1997 then pretend that you never said those things today, you might be a Democrat.
If you say one thing to one group and say the exact opposite to another group, you might be a Democrat.
If everything you say is incoherent and completely lacking logical soundness, you might be a Democrat.
If you get excited over meaningless platitudes and flowery speeches, you might be a Democrat.
If you are a convicted felon, you most likely are a Democrat.